Friday, November 11, 2005

Things I learned today

How to jump the baby gate

How to fling a plastic bowl of water over the left shoulder

How to bite mom so hard she screams and hits back

How to shred newspaper

How to pull folded cardboard boxes around the office

How to avoid children

Where Denise used to keep her bottle of hand lotion and how to take the lid off

How to operate the water cooler spigot when I’m thirsty

How to chase my tail

How to bark hysterically at my reflection in the door

Signed, Cassie

PS It was a very busy day.

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