How to jump the baby gate
How to fling a plastic bowl of water over the left shoulder
How to bite mom so hard she screams and hits back
How to shred newspaper
How to pull folded cardboard boxes around the office
How to avoid children
Where Denise used to keep her bottle of hand lotion and how to take the lid off
How to operate the water cooler spigot when I’m thirsty
How to chase my tail
How to bark hysterically at my reflection in the door
Signed, Cassie
PS It was a very busy day.
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